"I had a husky who was raised with cats, and thought she was fucking cat. She even sat like a cat, with her arms and legs tucked under herself."
ooooooh my god my heart
avoiding hate like
English Cream Dachshund
before humans and dogs were friends who fixed dog ears when they went inside out
this accurately represents my class participation
"you’re old enough to pay for your own things"
i’m watching extreme couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
me when someone tries to flirt with me
The Simpsons did The Hangover back in 1999.