• Mom: You find a job yet?
• Me: Nope. No crop circles, no mysterious disappearances, no unexplained deaths or electrical storms... Nothing...
• Mom: ....what

” I found a liquor store.” “And?” “And I drank it.”

they-call-me-wonder-woman:

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.

largebeard:

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

largebeard:

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

suojure:

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

suojure:

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

#i have never seen such a large man #covered in so much glitter #WITH SUCH  A LOOK OF PURE TERROR ON HIS FACE

deadalchemist-library:

missedtheopportunity:

#One of my favorite things about this scene is that it shows that in Castiel’s mind sex=love #I could write so many tags about that but instead I’m just going to stop there #and YOU can think about all the connotations that brings to the table #all the innocence and purity #that he sees sex as an act of love and not a dirty and sinful thing that humans do for entertainment #and when he asks about sex Dean tells him he’s not supposed to talk about it #and because he associates sex with love and the Winchesters never talk about their feelings he thinks he’s not supposed to talk about the human emotions he’s started to feel ever since he pulled Dean out of Hell #so he doesn’t #and dammit I said I wasn’t going to tag this #so basically #from this moment on Castiel was constantly sexually frustrated and thought he wasn’t allowed to tell Dean

I’m not even a part of this fandom(yet) and I just had to repost this because of Cas’s cuteness.

hayleyx3jb:

titanteddy:

hypnotiqradiance:

ruinedchildhood

Raven was the original Nicki Minaj.

It’s like she saw the future or something

😂😂😂😂

loki-cat:

JESUS CHRIST IT’S LIKE AN AMATEUR VILLAIN WHO’S SO OVERLY PROUD OF HIMSELF FOR HIS FIRST HUMAN KILL OMFG

loki-cat:

JESUS CHRIST IT’S LIKE AN AMATEUR VILLAIN WHO’S SO OVERLY PROUD OF HIMSELF FOR HIS FIRST HUMAN KILL OMFG

helenshowalter:

xhikaruchanx:thisgrrlwithhands:

Answer all these questions and you should have a fully-developed character for your audience to connect with.
A strong character can carry a weak plot; but a strong plot can’t carry weak characters

Ask yourself a few of these questions. Write a damn good life story, etc. 

• Every other TV show in existence: Oh, you like that character? Here, let me give him more screentime.
• BBC: Oh, you like that character? HE DIES NOW.
• Supernatural: YOU LIKE THAT CHARACTER? DEAD. OH WAIT JK HE'S ALIVE AGAIN.
• Supernatural: JK HE'S DEAD AGAIN.
• Supernatural: Joking he's in hell and never coming out